Sometime around college, maybe just afterwards, i was trying to get caught up on bills. I thought I should try magazine work, and so I asked around and heard again and again that porn magazines pay the best. So I did these parodies, named "Melvin & Knobbes" about a small politician and his blow-up dollie. Sadly, Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, they all turned me down.
And if you read 'em, just don't say i didn't warn you.
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