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As they say, a prison staff runs on its stomach.
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-Lasper planted the bomb on the wall of the corridor, and as he and Thoos got around the corner out of blast range, Thoos protested, “What the blatz, Lasper! Were not leaving my body behind!” Lasper pulled out the gun he stole from the guard and pointed it at Thoos’s head and said, “Thoos, you can either shut up and come with us, or I’ll shoot you so that they’ll find your unconscious body and imprison you for life.” Thoos said, “Wou wouldn’t condemn me like that!” Pointing at Thoos, Lasper said, “If you go back, we’ll probably all get caught. If I shoot you now, only you’ll be caught.” The bomb went off, which set off the alarm, and Picknar, Val, Gerek and Loom came running from around the corner. Thoos said, “Hrm. Yeah. Okay. Even I’d shoot myself if I was in your shoes.” Picknar said, “We have Loomp! Let’s get out of here!” meanwhile, in the break room, two Tiths sat eating. One said, “Ugh. This food’s barely edible.” The other said, “Yeah, these are the worst food synths ever. You’d think they’d want their guards at the top of their game.” Then they heard the alarm going off and the first guard said, “Looks like we may have a problem on our hands.” The other said, “Anything so that I don’t have to finish this.”
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Floop on a shingle. Yep. SOS translates everywhere!
Love the guards joke. But noooooo Audri!
Understanding that they would shoot themself if they were another being in the same situation is major character growth for Thoos.
Whereas the prisoners run on their feet (when escaping in particular).