This was going to be a weekly column, and was
written back in the autumn of 2000, but never
went further than what you see here. So also,
take into perspective that this was just post
"Sheppard and May", but long before "Madge's Diary.

An Introduction
The Cell
The Yawn
The Four Moods
Free Will
Chris Orchestrates
Mom as Word vs. Object
The Pathetic Artist Confessions
The Trial
The Pagan Syndigods
Knowledge Beyond Means
entertainment as survival