
If she took some lessons from Krep, he’d be kicked in the gut already.
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As Anna lay unconscious on the grass at their feet, Audri said to Nick, “Good luck, Nick. Forget I ever existed, okay?” Nick said, “Wait, Audri. Hold on.” Audri yelled, “Hold on for what?! I’m a hideous monster who you find unlovable! Plus you’ve already moved on to someone else!” Nick calmly said, “even if I’m I am repulsed by you in your current state, and even if I am able to love others and date them too, know that I do love you. I love whatever that thing is deep inside of you that’s… you know… not yak-like.” Annoyed, Audri said, “Nick. Nick. Just stop. You’re not helping.” And then, looking down at Anna, Audri said, “Anyway, she’s a cute skinny blond. I can’t compete. But I can rise above the situation and not kick her in the gut while she’s passed out.” Nick said, “Yeah. Violence is never the right answer.” Audri menacingly said, “only because she’s unconscious and possibly innocent. I’m still considering kicking you in the gut.”
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“You kicked her in the gut anyway! Why?”
“She’s on the ground where I can reach it.”
Well, at least she’s pointing the anger where it should be pointed, that’s something.
Also, in the third panel, it should either be “Even if I’m repulsed” or “Even if I am repulsed”, not both. Might want to pick one and fix it if you can.
Please forgive a non-english speaking person, but I would have written this as; “I am, I am”. A little comma in between clarifies.
Maybe it would even be more correct to say; “I have, I am”.
Yeah! Nick gut kick! Go For It!
“She’s a cute skinny blonde. I can’t compete.”
SO not true.
I give you all the agreement I have.
Oh, I endorse this much-earned retribution with all my heart. Makes me wonder what Audri saw in him in the first place. Because I don’t think it’s there now.
Her perspective has changed.
Personally, I prefer Audri’s original human version. Which is still out there, somewhere.