Yeah, Rodrigo, it’s like watching a car accident, the mix of fascinating curiosity and horror is palpable. 🙂
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There was an outright brawl in the museum gallery, where Rodrigo, Knox, Thoos, and Picknar fought Spizz and the museum guards. Many paintings were used as weapons, and thusly maligning paintings ended up with head-sized holes through them. Rodrigo got pushed over by the largest guard, and as he lay there watching the brawl, he said, “Oh dear dear dear. I am as distressed as I am excited.”
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????and the man in the back said “everyone attack” and it turned into a Ballroom Blitz????
The War of Art.
Tith eyeballs must be more durable than human eyeballs. Still, punching your ex in the eye and eyepalming them is a bit much.
The “whites” are actually hard, inflexible grows not unlike keratin that serve to reflect light inward to the actual eyeballs, the “pupils.” Or something like that.
The “whites” are actually hard, inflexible growths not unlike keratin that serve to reflect light inward to the actual eyeballs, the “pupils.” Or something like that.
It looks like a scene from the Batman TV show. With other characters. On another planet. What fun!
Am I the only one feeling bad for the security guy?
I was too busy feeling bad for the artists.
Huh. Never thought of staging a fight in the midst of an art collection before. I can only imagine what sculpture could bring to this row, in whatever sizes. Jean-Claude Van Damme meets the Three Stooges. I’ll hold off on my popcorn refill for now.
I recall a Jackie Chan movie where the climactic fight is in the midst of a collection of antique artwork, so Jackie is trying to simultaneously fight off the bad guys and keep a bunch of priceless vases, sculptures, and so on from being broken.
The best part is that when the “art” was examined later, it was appraised at twice its previous value.
I *knew* Banksy was a spaceman!