12/29/25 – Track That Pod!

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At his controls, Kniff said, "Plus, the purpose of escape pods is to escape. Io avoid being on the ship when it crashes into a planet, or when it's just been torpedoed, or when it's attacked by bollycks, or all three. And the alert is small because rarely is there anyone left on the bridge to see if an escape pod has launched - they are usually in the escape pod." Exasperated, Lasper said, "Fine! I get it. I get it! Hold on, Thoos. Kniff, track that pod!" Kniff said, "On it." And then Lasper ran out of the room, up to the lounge, where he found the note, the dandelion, and the necklace. Feeling awkward, Yakky said to Thoos, "I'm sure he'll be back down any second. Hey... um... so sorry to hear you got put in the wrong body... and... um... you know. all of that." Slumped down in their seat, Thoos said, "Yeah. Thanks. Guh. I can't think of a more awkward conversation." Rodrigo cheerily chimed in, "I can, if you'd like some help."

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Always helpful, Rodrigo!

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At his controls, Kniff said, “Plus, the purpose of escape pods is to escape. Io avoid being on the ship when it crashes into a planet, or when it’s just been torpedoed, or when it’s attacked by bollycks, or all three. And the alert is small because rarely is there anyone left on the bridge to see if an escape pod has launched – they are usually in the escape pod.” Exasperated, Lasper said, “Fine! I get it. I get it! Hold on, Thoos. Kniff, track that pod!” Kniff said, “On it.” And then Lasper ran out of the room, up to the lounge, where he found the note, the dandelion, and the necklace. Feeling awkward, Yakky said to Thoos, “I’m sure he’ll be back down any second. Hey… um… so sorry to hear you got put in the wrong body… and… um… you know. all of that.” Slumped down in their seat, Thoos said, “Yeah. Thanks. Guh. I can’t think of a more awkward conversation.” Rodrigo cheerily chimed in, “I can, if you’d like some help.”

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