01/19/26 – Good Returns

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The Clentitian grabbed his head and said, "Gah! I'm so stupid! Of course they put me here! It's the only way to guarantee my silence!" Val asked, "What about escape pods?" The Clentitian said, "They're all welded to the ship so that no one will try to escape. And all tools, welding equip-ment, and communicators were removed too." Suddenly from a bunk above, Gerek appeared and said, "Val? Audri?" In unison they both said, "Gerek!" As Gerek began climbing down the ladder from his bunk, the Clentitian screamed "A Bollyck!" And every person in the hallway slammed shut their bunk door. Audri said, "If i ever throw a party and it's running late and I want everyone to leave, can I call you up?" Gerek paused, arms crossed, non-plussed, and then said, "Yeah sure." Audri followed up, "Do you mind also helping with the dishes?"

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It’s a double strip today. It’s a silly gag, but it made me giggle, and I needed a whole page in order to do it.

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The Clentitian grabbed his head and said, “Gah! I’m so stupid! Of course they put me here! It’s the only way to guarantee my silence!” Val asked, “What about escape pods?” The Clentitian said, “They’re all welded to the ship so that no one will try to escape. And all tools, welding equip-ment, and communicators were removed too.” Suddenly from a bunk above, Gerek appeared and said, “Val? Audri?” In unison they both said, “Gerek!” As Gerek began climbing down the ladder from his bunk, the Clentitian screamed “A Bollyck!” And every person in the hallway slammed shut their bunk door. Audri said, “If i ever throw a party and it’s running late and I want everyone to leave, can I call you up?” Gerek paused, arms crossed, non-plussed, and then said, “Yeah sure.” Audri followed up, “Do you mind also helping with the dishes?”

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