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First-Aid Bot may be limited with only being able to offer two things, but it is ready to OFFER THOSE TWO THINGS.
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In the escape pod, Val said to the escape pod, “Hey, ship, your first-aid bot is pretty dang useless.” Holding out a hand, Audri said, “Actually, I could use some headache medicine please.” As the First-Aid Bot popped open a draw of pink pills, it said to Val, “See? I am useful!” Val replied, “Well, can you diagnose what’s wrong with me?” The First-Aid Bot said, “Mayyyybe. Taking into account your species and symptoms, along with using other analytical tools, I can tell that you you clearly have Klopeyklope disease.” Val crossed her arms and said, “Now you’re just making shit up.” The First-Aid Bot said, “I’m serious. It’s a real thing. It’s hard to diagnose unless one is in late-stage kloping. You probably only have a few days to live, so I’d advise you to have fun and drink a lot to mitigate the pain.” Wide eyed and arms out pleadingly, Val said, “What?! Well… do somthing! you’re a medi-bot… sort of! save me!” Looking into it’s drawers, the First-Aid Bot said, “Would you prefer headache medicine or a bandaid?”
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