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Good lord do I like a good stein of maple syrup.
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Looking at the placard for a painting of a man in a wrinkly suit, Rodrigo read, “this is Greg Zoillig, whose wife invented the electric iron. Hrm. I can see why. Although I question the veracity of these descriptions, since the electric ron was invented by Henry Seely White.” Rodrigo approached the placard of the next painting of a man holding a metal stein. Rodrigo read, “this fellow was known as “sweet tooth Baldwin” because he carried a jar of new world maple syrup to every social event, not excluding funerals. Considered a bit of a village idiot, but there was always a certain fondness for him nonetheless.” Rodrigo then approached a painting of a man in a suit and read, “and this is the founder of this library, Erik Barrist. See, I told you there nere some historic figures in here. Made his money in beaver-skin erotic toys. Very popular on the frontier.” Picknar said, “I’m guessing your beavers have never been tested for sentience.” Smiling, Rodrigo said, “I appreciate that that’s the point you got hung up on.”
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