12/10/20 – Permission to Land

Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, December 10, 2020.





Nothing quite like a good relaxing welcome.


  1. Coyoty

    “We hope you have enough funds to pay for your stay here.”
    “Would a cargo hold full of the universe’s last remaining uncompressed Gordik repellium be enough?”
    “Uhhh… Yeah.”

  2. Marco

    “GAHHHHH!” means “don’t shoot us, it’s our spaceship!” in Stangor’s native language. The written form can’t convey the subtle tone variations needed to transcript the message properly.

  3. Keith

    Capt: I want that crap OFF my ship now!

    Harbor master: Do you realize how much that’s wor..
    Captain interupts: IDON’T CARE YOU BLITHERING MIC CHEWING PURPLE IMBECILE! I WANT IT CLEANED OFF MY SHIP! NOW! You can keep it, if it’s worth the cost of clean up keep it as payment. Oh and, how are your parents?

  4. Pete Rogan

    I see that what Stangor lacks in the way of intellect, she more than equals it in eloquence.

    More and more I think her one shot at Emily was a fabulous intersection of luck and little else. I never thought I’d miss Nogg in charge of things, but oh boy would he be able to run circles around Stangor. Metaphysical circles, that is; any demonstration of fish-footwork around Stangor’s paralyzing girth would necessarily be cringeworthy.

  5. Wildflowrr

    Is Stangor meant to make Noag look good as a captain? She is succeeding so well, Noag had some crazy ideas that he executed with heart.

    Stangor seems barely able to sit in the chair. She has made far more sillier decisions then Noag.

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