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Sometimes tips just still don’t make it worth it.
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Leaving Mateo’s pub, Knox had his hands on the backs of Picknar and Thoos, guiding them, and saying, “come on, come on. Have you ever heard the expression, ‘it’s like herding cats’?” Rodrigo said, “a trite, but oddly satisfying idiom.” Picknar asked, “what’s a cat?” Standing outside, Knox asked Rodrigo, “hey compulsive klepto did you steal anything I need to return?” Rodrigo replied, “naw. just some sugar packets, a salt shaker, and the waitress’s pen.” Holding his hand out, Knox said, “I’ll take the salt shaker back, and then headed in saying, “I’ll return in half a mo’.” Once inside, Knox approached the waitress and said, “excuse me, but I wanted to let you know that Audri had an accident.” The waitress said, “that’d explain why that girl was acting weird. Did she hit her head hard?” Handing the waitress the salt shaker, Knox said, “not that kind of accident. She wet herself. we left extra tip for cleanup. And Rigo accidentally left with a salt shaker. my sincere apologies.” The waitress reaching out to take the salt shaker said, “ugh. Next time your friends are on drugs, don’t bring them here.” Leaving, Knox said, “according to them, they’re not on drugs, they’re just aliens.” The waitress, now turned away, said “allow me to rephrase: the next time you’re all on drugs, don’t come here.”
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“We don’t get many aliens here.”
“At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
Knox does have it kinda hard. No wonder he rages at the heavens like some sort of fish-alien.
I think it’s funnier to read Rodrigo in the first panel as answering Picknar’s question.