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It’s always frustrating when the person to be upset at isn’t around.
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Val and Audri left the house of the Tithoron with a swimming pool, who waved at them as they went. Audri said, “so, okay. We’re aliens. Yes. Here we are. We’re on an alien planet. I see that now.” She looked up at the sky and held up a finger to count and said “allllll alien. Slightly more orange sun, and two moons during the daytime. No, three moons.” Val, who’d already accepted this concept, said “sigh. If we were imprisoned, at least we’d have something to fight our way out of.” Audri clenched her fists and furrowed her brow and said, “I suspect that the scientist who woke us up had something to do with it. I’m upset with them.” Val cautiously pointed out, “I suspect they were arrested, so we likely can’t get at them, especially since we don’t even know who they were to begin with.” Thinking deeply, Audri said, “I think we need to start with the basics: food and shelter. Although, do we need shelter? We’re like hairy beasts of burden or something. I wonder how hard the nights are here.” Audri looked at her thick furry hide and added, “how warm do you think this hair is?” Val said, “I think I need to start with the basics too: a couple of margaritas.”
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Surely every planet has discovered fancy Earth drinks by now. Perhaps I’ll try a Pan-galactic gargle blaster.
Gin and Tonic. Known fact that every society invents a “Gin and tonic”, pronounced exactly like that. Spelling and recipe vary greatly.
They need to find a nice couple to disbelieve them and explain the facts of Tith life. Which will probably be Thoos’ parents, because everyone will recognize Thoos and try to reunite them.
I mean… The old one would probably have been willing to humor them for a while and explain some things…
Might even have known who the mad scientist was… A big operation like that might be run by famous people…
On Earth they have three wolf moon, on Tithoron we have three moon wolf!
>basics … margaritas
Tequila is the 5th major food group :}
They still believe that lie? Very naive. I guess getting shot at will do that to you.
Makes me wonder how long it’ll take before they’re not oriendisitated.
Disitateorentiated?
I wonder what would happen if they ordered ryncol.