04/29/24 – Making Escapes

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Still speaking to Val, Audri said as she adjusted the bandolier of bells to her torso, "anyhow, bells are kinda my escape." The food synth commented, "you playing them anywhere but here will be my escape." Ignoring the comment, Audri smiled and said to the food synth, "thank you, again, food synth." But the food synth was so over this interaction and said, "play them in good health, far away." Val suddenly got an idea and said, "go-carts were my thing growing up." The food synth replied, "I can tell where this is going." Val asked, "can you make me one of-" but the food synth interrupter her and said, "oh, it appears you're wanted by the authorities. They've been notified, please wait for them to arrive." Audri asked, "really?" The food synth then confessed, "no. But I'm not in the mood to make a go-cart." A bit disgruntled, Val said, "fine. We can take a hint." The food synth said "it doesn't appear you can. But if you go away, we can all pretend you can."

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It must be a hard life being a food synth sometimes.

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Still speaking to Val, Audri said as she adjusted the bandolier of bells to her torso, “anyhow, bells are kinda my escape.” The food synth commented, “you playing them anywhere but here will be my escape.” Ignoring the comment, Audri smiled and said to the food synth, “thank you, again, food synth.” But the food synth was so over this interaction and said, “play them in good health, far away.” Val suddenly got an idea and said, “go-carts were my thing growing up.” The food synth replied, “I can tell where this is going.” Val asked, “can you make me one of-” but the food synth interrupter her and said, “oh, it appears you’re wanted by the authorities. They’ve been notified, please wait for them to arrive.” Audri asked, “really?” The food synth then confessed, “no. But I’m not in the mood to make a go-cart.” A bit disgruntled, Val said, “fine. We can take a hint.” The food synth said “it doesn’t appear you can. But if you go away, we can all pretend you can.”
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10 Comments

  1. Yarrun

    Part of the culture shock upon reaching space has to be that space has a litany of robot servants who, for some reason, were programmed with desires and opinions and a willingness to be an ass for personal reasons.

    It’s really fascinating, especially since a lot of those robots were created by clamped Eebs, a people functionally incapable of resisting orders.

    1. tlhonmey

      The next major scandal will be that there’s no such thing as AI, and every one of those intelligent robots’ brains were created by inserting the brain of a sapient creature into the circuitry…

  2. Pete Rogan

    What if capitalism were limited by people’s opinions of what was produced? Would we even know the difference? Or would people simply make more non-capitalist items (however they defined them) to counter the ones they didn’t like?

    What if they simply refused to produce anything at all, even food? Would we even notice the difference then? I don’t have an answer, but I bet Zach Weinersmith does.

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