It’s amazing how many people these days seem to want to inflict painful justice on others.
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You could’ve turned us away when you realized Gerek was a Bollyck.” Unhappy, Yakky said, “It’s still not too late.” Lasper said, “No, Yakky. He promised not to harm any of us, and I believe him.” Kniff said, “Lasper, we’re being hailed.” Lasper said, “Thank you.” On his screen, a group of angry aliens from Gorend appeared, and the spokesperson said, “Hhey! You transported a Bollyck from our jurisdiction! A Bollyck who we had power to inflict painful justice on.” Yakky said, “You can have him.” Lasper corrected Yakky and said, “No, you can’t. We didn’t knowingly transport him, he was in disguise, and now he’s outside your jurisdiction. Under G.O.B. code 3472.371, you can’t forcefully take him from us.” The Gorends’ spokesperson said, “Oh yeah? Do you wanna see us try?” Yalkky yelled, “Actually, yes. Want any inside info to make it easier?” Lasper put his hand to his head, exasperated, and said, “Yakky. Please.”
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“Can we gently take him from you?”
“No!”
Not just these daus. From crucifiction to drawing and quartering, there’s a long history of wanting to inflict painful justice.
Wow, captaining a spaceship requires knowing a lot of legal stuff. Unless Lasper found his way into so many tight spots, this has been his habitual answer.
Need to hit Yakky with a stunner and then throw him off at the next stop. Grumbling and complaining is one thing, but if he’s willing to sell out the whole ship right in front of you, then he’ll sell you out behind your back as soon as he thinks he stands to gain from it.
Personally I’d be likely to throw him off immediately and how he’s getting back to breathable atmosphere is his problem. But Lasper seems like a softy.
Yakky’s female.
That might be relevant if she were the same species as anyone else on the ship since females are more valuable and tend to be instinctively protected… As it is though, she’s yet to demonstrate any qualities that seem worth putting up with the backchat…
Krepp and Nog you could at least tell right off that Krepp was the hyper-competent, but grumpy one and Nog was big-hearted bumbler that had the social skills to actually get them contracts, and that the two of them had been friends for a long time and had reason to trust each other.
Yakky having a revenge thing against Bollycks is one thing, but offering to sell out the ship? And she didn’t even seem all that competent with that spear… So just what is she bringing to the table? Hopefully we find out at some point.
Is Yakky a combo of Kreps and Bikkies personalities?
I was just wondering if you put Bikkie, Yakky and Krep in an elevator stuck between floors over the weekend, who would walk out on Monday morning. If anybody.
Bikkie and a somewhat-intact Krep, with the latter trying to work their way out of their own mind-prison?
A very happy Toilet Bot.
Bikkie would walk out grumbling that there wasn’t enough BLoooood!
The alt-text is missing Val’s first two sentences.