Hey, you all asked for sillier. There ya go. 😉
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Lasper leapt atop a chair as the brawl raged on, and he said, “Ship! Initiate chandelier!” A chandelier came down from the ceiling and he sung across the room on it directly into Prought who exclaimed, “Gah” Lasper loomed over Prought with a laserapier aimed at them and said, “Surrender.” Prought replied, “I will never yield! This is a fight for honor!” The same alien who punched Val said, “Or right. That’s my cue,” and then punched Lasper across the room. Lasper said, “What kind of honor is that?” Prought said, “Her name is honor.” Honor said, “Pleased to meetcha.”
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This is a fight for wordplay!!!
Puns at ten paces.
Never bring a sword to a pun fight.
Hi Honor, my name is Glocky McBlam.
Pleased as *PUNCH*.
So, your girlfriend, I presume?
Ship, initiate table with china on it!. Initiate narrow stairwell! Precarious footpath!
PLEASE make her name a riff on Honor Harrington!
I wanna be able to call up a chandelier like that!
Does it also pop up Curtains on call?