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Nick has definitely put a lot of thought into this. 🙂
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Feeling hopeful and trying to sell it, Audri said, “Well, you know how you’ve dreamed of being with a female centaur?” Smiling and fantasizing, Nick said, “A centauride. Y??hhhhhh…” Audri said, “Four cloppity-clopping hooves.” Nick said, “With legs long and slender.” Audri said, “Arms sturdy and capable.” Nick clenched his fists excitedly and said, “With rippling muscles.” Audri said, “Tail adorably short like a corgi’s.” Nick looked at her concealed form and said, “More like long and flowing, like a second head of bealtiful hair. Not that your curly hair isn’t beautiful too.” Audri said, “A furry torso, soft and comforting like a cat.” Nick gazed off longingly and said, “Heh. More like slick and covered in glitter with boobs.” Feeling she’d lost the reins a bit, Audri said, “Maybe try to remain flexible on the specifics.” Reaching towards the sky and grinning, Nick said, “I want to be able to sum her up in one word: ‘majestic.'”
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“Really big eyes?”
“Sure!”
“Really, REALLY big eyes?”
Definitely time for Audry to abort. They clearly aren’t compatible.
“If you could manage to be more like my fantasies and less like yourself, that would be great.” Please don’t try, Audri.
Never meet your ideals. You will not begin to comprehend in how many ways they fail to please you, let alone meet your expectations. This is as true of physical and romantic ideals as it is of political, academic or artistic ideals. Sorry.
In today’s (yesterday’s) strip I see Audri in a…hijab, or something like it? Not wrong, but certainly an interesting take.
@John_Hood, I can see it, but there was zero intention there. Think more Shakespearean, shrouded by a cloak of night.