I’m thinking the lettering is upside-down in case he forgets who he is.
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Nick’s other girlfriend, Anna, came out of the house wearing a shirt that read, “Hello, my name is Nick” in upside-down lettering. She said, “Hey Nicky, I woke up and you were gone, and I heard you talking out here. Is everything okay?” Audri said, “‘Nicky’? And is this the Anna person you were talking about?” Nick said, “It’s short for ‘Nick’.” Audri asked, “‘Anna’ is short for ‘Nick’?” Nick said, “Wait. What?” Shielding her eyes with her hand, Anna said, “Are you out here with someone? The light is faint…” Anna then saw Audri, in all her furry hooves glory, and screamed, “Eeeeeeeeeeee!” And then fainted. Going over to her fallen body, Audri said, “I think I should go.” Nick said, “I knew about messy love triangles, but I never pictured the mess looking like this.”
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Just like Harry S Truman’s middle name is abbreviated to “S.”.
So much for the chances for a menagerie a trois.
The light was faint and so did Anna.
I think I should go.
Just for that shirt, I remember the story of a college girl who noticed her roommate had a rash that looked like ‘M’ on her chest. She asked about it, and her blushing roommate said her boyfriend was such a fan of his school that he always wore his letter sweater, even in intimate moments.
“Oh,” said the girl. “Does he go to Michigan or Minnesota?”
Her roommate blushed deeper, and blurted, “Wisconsin.”