It’s okay, Audri, there are other Plondouks in the dark sea of Calthitrob.
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Audri dais to Nick, “Sigh. I’m hideous now. I’ll have to learn to accept that” Nick said, “I’m not an unkind man, Audri. And I’ll always have a place for you in my heart.” Audri said, “Yeah. The version of me with boobs. I get it. Well, I guess this is goodbye forever. One last hug?” Nick recoiled and looked down at her, horrified. Audri looked back at him, her eyes filled with sadness, and then walked away ringing her bells. Waking up and sitting up, Anna said, “Nnngg… what was that?” Nick replied, “‘How can you
mend a broken heart’ by Al Green I think.”
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“GUH!” is the reverse of “HUG!”
“An ex-girlfriend. Ex-girl and ex-friend.”
Girl, you’re clearly better off.
Why are there hoof marks all over my body?
You’re getting off light, Nick. She could have done “You Oughta Know,” by Alanis Morrissette. Or, maybe more to the point, “Divorce Song,” from Liz Phair. And you would be over, over, over.