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Maybe not the best timing, but it’s about time someone has a plan. 🙂
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Confessing her plans, Audri said, “Listen, Val, I’m done with all this. Finding our bodies in this vast universe is like trying to find an eyelash that’s been washed down the drain. And there’s no way that experiment is reversible. And now on top of all that, love is dead and my cat just ran away with strangers. So now, I’m going.” Audri pulled out an approxiscan and said, “I’ve been reading the approxiscan, and i figured out how the escape pods work. Earth and Tithoron are the nearest planets, but I’m pretty sure i can get us to the nearest one after that. Will you come with me?” At that moment, the medi-bot came up the stairs and said to Val, “I’m here to check out what you’ve been
whining about.” Val said to Audri, “I’m in.”
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I’m tired of being in space, I’m going to run away to … SPACE!
And since both Earth and Tithoron suck, anywhere else has to be better for us, right? What could go wrong?
With all of their life and shared experience, you’d think together that they could think of worse.
To Infinity and Beyond !
Now, now, ladies, let’s not be hasty.
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“You two are worse than that Earth cat, Purrloin…”
“You know about Purrloin?!”
“Yeah, my colleague on Thoos’ ship complains all about her on the GOBnet…”
“Why didn’t you say anything about her?! We can find our bodies now!”
“Why didn’t YOU say anything about her? And I can’t give out personal information on patients anyway, so you’re out of luck.”
“But I’m her guardian! I should have rights to that information!”
“She says the same about you, so I guess you’re both out of luck.”
“She’s a cat! She can’t talk!”
“She can now. The cat’s got a tongue.”
“Geez, medical bureaucracies are just as bad in space.”
“My colleague is right, all you Earth creatures do is complain and whine.”