01/02/26 – Too Straight

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Pondering, Audri said, "I've been feeling off too. I mean, not like how you described. I'm just not into the straight-hair relaxing thing, you know?" Valerie said, "Relaxing is definitely not your thing." Audri confessed, "And I miss my kinky hair." Val jokingly suggested, "Maybe there's an escape-pod bot who can give you a perm." Excited, Audri said, "That's a great idea!" Horrified that she was taken seriously, Valerie said, "What? No it isn't. It's a terrible idea." Audri then asked the escape pod, "Wscape pod, I have a question..." Next we hear hair being changed with a whirrrrr, a bzzzz, and a frzoom. Feeling vindicated by the results, Valerie said, "See what I mean? It was a terrible id-" Audri interrupter her, excited, and said, "I love it!" Backtracking, Valeri said, "...a terrible idea to have waited this long to get that done." Puckering her mouth, Audri said, "I suppose lipstick would be a bit much, since I don't really have lips."

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Way to put your hoof in your mouth, Val.

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Pondering, Audri said, “I’ve been feeling off too. I mean, not like how you described. I’m just not into the straight-hair relaxing thing, you know?” Valerie said, “Relaxing is definitely not your thing.” Audri confessed, “And I miss my kinky hair.” Val jokingly suggested, “Maybe there’s an escape-pod bot who can give you a perm.” Excited, Audri said, “That’s a great idea!” Horrified that she was taken seriously, Valerie said, “What? No it isn’t. It’s a terrible idea.” Audri then asked the escape pod, “Wscape pod, I have a question…” Next we hear hair being changed with a whirrrrr, a bzzzz, and a frzoom. Feeling vindicated by the results, Valerie said, “See what I mean? It was a terrible id-” Audri interrupter her, excited, and said, “I love it!” Backtracking, Valeri said, “…a terrible idea to have waited this long to get that done.” Puckering her mouth, Audri said, “I suppose lipstick would be a bit much, since I don’t really have lips.”

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