Way to put your hoof in your mouth, Val.
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Pondering, Audri said, “I’ve been feeling off too. I mean, not like how you described. I’m just not into the straight-hair relaxing thing, you know?” Valerie said, “Relaxing is definitely not your thing.” Audri confessed, “And I miss my kinky hair.” Val jokingly suggested, “Maybe there’s an escape-pod bot who can give you a perm.” Excited, Audri said, “That’s a great idea!” Horrified that she was taken seriously, Valerie said, “What? No it isn’t. It’s a terrible idea.” Audri then asked the escape pod, “Wscape pod, I have a question…” Next we hear hair being changed with a whirrrrr, a bzzzz, and a frzoom. Feeling vindicated by the results, Valerie said, “See what I mean? It was a terrible id-” Audri interrupter her, excited, and said, “I love it!” Backtracking, Valeri said, “…a terrible idea to have waited this long to get that done.” Puckering her mouth, Audri said, “I suppose lipstick would be a bit much, since I don’t really have lips.”
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SPACE POODLES!!
Why would an escape pod have anything unnecessary like that?
It was really the barbot but it wanted to see if it was up to the challenge.
The Escape Pod did really not like the bells.
Because it probably has the same matter replicator as a regular ship making it able to produce the equipment to do so at will?
Spaceships in this universe are amazingly well-equipped. Having a hair styling machine in an escape pod wouldn’t be the weirdest thing that’s come up so far.
Spizz will see this as proof that Thoos was tortured.
Isn’t everything proof that Thoos was tortured?
The Galaxy is full of distractions. That’s why it’s so important to keep focus, or like Audri. you’ll end up wondering how you put lipstick on a beak. Where do they think they’re going to end up that’s any better, or at least has a purpose to them?
Counter-argument: it’s all lip.