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At least with on payday they can buy plenty of sunblock.
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Facing the two guards, Gerek pulled out a laser gun and said, “Don’t make me do this the hard way.” The second guard pointed at it and said, “Hey, laser guns are illegal!” Gerek replied blandly, “I’m a Bollyck. News flash, we don’t really do galactic law. But I don’t want to hurt anyone. So it’s set to the bottom setting, which is ‘stun.'” A pink stone suddenly knocked the gun from his hand with a ‘spang!’ Cracking his knuckles, Gerek said, “Okayyyy… um… well, don’t make me do this the other hard way. Do you still get paid if you’re knocked unconscious?” The first guard, holding the slingshot which the stone came from, repied, “Yes. So what?” Gerek said, “So, do you want to be pummeled unconscious, or just pretend to be?” The two guards had had enough and rushed at him with fists in the air as the second guard said, “That’s it. I’m not putting up with any more of your-” Although we don’t see it, we hear the sound of Gerek giving them a drubbing. As Gerek, Audri, and Val walk away, Gerek said, “Weird. I thought ‘pretending’ sounded like a much better option.” Val said, “To each their own.”
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Is sunblock available on the sun? Seems like a natural place for it.
I prefer the soft ways.