02/16/26 – Be Calm

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At the ship's console, kniff said, "They shut off their communicators, but I was able to track the escape pod down to planet Clentity. we're heading there now." Picknar said, "Can we go any faster?" Lasper said, "Be calm. It'll be okay. Any faster would be unreasonable and unsafe." Yakky added, "As they say, a slow pleedon wins over a fast karthik on fire." Picknar asked, "Has my body been ill? I have Klopeyklope disease, it's very rare. The symptoms are mostly stomach pains." Lasper said, "She didn't mention stomach pains, but her eyes started getting rings under them and she said she was very low energy. Is it fatal?" Picknar said, "Yes. And those are usually some of the final symptoms before death." Arms in the air, Lasper shouted, "Kniff, extra speed at once!" Kniff called back, "Reasonableness and safety consider-ations, disengaged."

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I’m givin’ her all I got, captain, but the engine can’t take much more consideration dampening!

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At the ship’s console, kniff said, “They shut off their communicators, but I was able to track the escape pod down to planet Clentity. we’re heading there now.” Picknar said, “Can we go any faster?” Lasper said, “Be calm. It’ll be okay. Any faster would be unreasonable and unsafe.” Yakky added, “As they say, a slow pleedon wins over a fast karthik on fire.” Picknar asked, “Has my body been ill? I have Klopeyklope disease, it’s very rare. The symptoms are mostly stomach pains.” Lasper said, “She didn’t mention stomach pains, but her eyes started getting rings under them and she said she was very low energy. Is it fatal?” Picknar said, “Yes. And those are usually some of the final symptoms before death.” Arms in the air, Lasper shouted, “Kniff, extra speed at once!” Kniff called back, “Reasonableness and safety consider-ations, disengaged.”

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3 Comments

  1. Coyoty

    .
    “Whoa. Ludicrous speed actually does look plaid.”
    “Rodrigo, the aliens aren’t going to understand that reference.”
    “I understood that reference.”
    “What?”
    “We’ve all seen Spaceballs. Mel Brooks is a galactic legend. He has amazing insight on space life.”
    “I wouldn’t expect you would appreciate his comedy.”
    “It’s a comedy?”

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