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Heh. I know Knox is a bit more sensible and empathetic etc than Dustin (from the first series), but he’s definitely channelling Dusty’s energy today.
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The Bollyck in charge said, “Since you helped Gerek, we’ll help you all. But if you get in our way, we’ll kill you.” Skeptical, Knox said, “How can you help us?” The Bollyck in charge said, “We can help you past this laser wall. Bollycks aren’t affected by lasers. Everyone knows that. Were you born under an asteroid or something?” Knox then freaked out and said, “Oh my god! You’re bollycks?! Picknar, these are the brutes you say kill everyone and no one ever survives!” Picknar stammered, “Well, I mean, yeah, but…” Knox continued, “Murderous pirates with lusts only for blood and death!” The Bollyck with the eye patch said, “I don’t think the missus would agree with you on that one.” Knox continued, “Compared to their hearts, stones are soft and warm like butter in the sun! Run! Run!” The Bollyck in charge calmly said, “Change of plans. Everybody get the blatz outta’ here except you, the one who helped Gerek.” Thoos said, “You don’t have to tell us twice,” and then pointed both index fingers at Lasper and said, “It was nice knowing you, Lasper.”
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“I think he was born on Dustinia.”
“That explains it.”