03/20/26 – Easiest Way First

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Talking to the room of pink blobby matter, Lasper said, "Hey Veefa, do you want to tell us where the cops put our friends?" Lasper and Feekar waited. Feekar asked Lasper, "Was that really one of your ideas?" Lasper said, "Hey, always try the easiest way first, right?" Then Lasper held out a bag of donuts and said, "Hey Veeeefa? i brought you some puceberry doooonuuuuuts." Feekar said, "Seriously?" Lasper, arms wide, said, "I don't know! Maybe it was going to work!" Feekar crossed his arms and said, "Maybe I SHOULD kill you." Lasper held out a donut to himn and said, "Here, have a donut. I think your blood-sugar levels are dropping.

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Remember kids, when not being killed because you’re useful — it’s important to display your usefulness.

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Talking to the room of pink blobby matter, Lasper said, “Hey Veefa, do you want to tell us where the cops put our friends?” Lasper and Feekar waited. Feekar asked Lasper, “Was that really one of your ideas?” Lasper said, “Hey, always try the easiest way first, right?” Then Lasper held out a bag of donuts and said, “Hey Veeeefa? i brought you some puceberry doooonuuuuuts.” Feekar said, “Seriously?” Lasper, arms wide, said, “I don’t know! Maybe it was going to work!” Feekar crossed his arms and said, “Maybe I SHOULD kill you.” Lasper held out a donut to himn and said, “Here, have a donut. I think your blood-sugar levels are dropping.

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