Remember kids, when not being killed because you’re useful — it’s important to display your usefulness.
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Talking to the room of pink blobby matter, Lasper said, “Hey Veefa, do you want to tell us where the cops put our friends?” Lasper and Feekar waited. Feekar asked Lasper, “Was that really one of your ideas?” Lasper said, “Hey, always try the easiest way first, right?” Then Lasper held out a bag of donuts and said, “Hey Veeeefa? i brought you some puceberry doooonuuuuuts.” Feekar said, “Seriously?” Lasper, arms wide, said, “I don’t know! Maybe it was going to work!” Feekar crossed his arms and said, “Maybe I SHOULD kill you.” Lasper held out a donut to himn and said, “Here, have a donut. I think your blood-sugar levels are dropping.
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“Now what are you doing?”
“Seeing if it’s ticklish.”
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“Do you mind? You’re stepping on my Adventures of Neefa archives.”
“I got that reference.”
Good to know donuts are a universal constant.
Now, I want a donut. I wonder if the Krispy Kreme ‘Hot Now’ sign is lit?
Might be, but they don’t make the puceberry ones on weekends.
Maw Dang!
Let’s see, if I was inside my own brain, what would it want? Besides eight hours more sleep, that is. A better question might be: Without visible eyes, or ears, or a keyboard, how do you communicate with it at all? And don’t say ‘kicking the walls.’ Bruises are a universal form of communication, true, but you don’t have much choice as to message content.
Before resorting to brute force, how about a little friendly petting?
Tapping. Using Morse Code. Surely I am not the only one here who knows how. 😉
Be handy or beheaded.