05/06/26 – Location Location Location

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On the bridge of Thoos's ship, Rodrigo said, "Okay, we're looking for a spaceship big enough to house the entire homeless population of Clentity." Turning to him, Picknar said, "Is that a normal unit of measurement on your planet?" Over on the bridge of Lasper's ship, Lasper said, "I'm scanning the planet, we're finding nothing." Back on the bridge of Thoos's ship, Thoos said, "I've located an escape pod, and I'm picking up a voice." Lasper said, "Is that even possible? What the blatz kind of scanner do you have?" Thoos said, "A very expensive one." Lasper commented, "Sounds on the level of the work of Choan." Thoos said, "Oh, do you know the inventor? Nice gal. Okay, I'm putting the voice on speaker." From over the speaker the first-aid-bot-now-pantselss-butler said, "Is the madam sure she wants another drink? One might think she's had enough already." Rodrigo commented, "It sounds like a butler on an old British television show... but I can't place which one." The first-aid-bot-now-pantselss-butler continued, "Perhaps the madam would like to reconsider not allowing me to wear pants." Grinning, Rodrigo said, "But I'm definitely going to look it up."

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I’m guessing most of my readers know this, but TOTALLY worth mentioning if not. Did you know that almost every modern rendition of a butler comes from P.G. Wodehouse’s “Jeeves and Wooster novels,” which are quite fun and funny (and the British show from the early 1990s with Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie is great too).

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On the bridge of Thoos’s ship, Rodrigo said, “Okay, we’re looking for a spaceship big enough to house the entire homeless population of Clentity.” Turning to him, Picknar said, “Is that a normal unit of measurement on your planet?” Over on the bridge of Lasper’s ship, Lasper said, “I’m scanning the planet, we’re finding nothing.” Back on the bridge of Thoos’s ship, Thoos said, “I’ve located an escape pod, and I’m picking up a voice.” Lasper said, “Is that even possible? What the blatz kind of scanner do you have?” Thoos said, “A very expensive one.” Lasper commented, “Sounds on the level of the work of Choan.” Thoos said, “Oh, do you know the inventor? Nice gal. Okay, I’m putting the voice on speaker.” From over the speaker the first-aid-bot-now-pantselss-butler said, “Is the madam sure she wants another drink? One might think she’s had enough already.” Rodrigo commented, “It sounds like a butler on an old British television show… but I can’t place which one.” The first-aid-bot-now-pantselss-butler continued, “Perhaps the madam would like to reconsider not allowing me to wear pants.” Grinning, Rodrigo said, “But I’m definitely going to look it up.”

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3 Comments

  1. Efogoto

    Second the recommendation for both the books and the show. Go in prepared for silly and you will enjoy the hijinks. Jeeves, so far as I recall, is never without his trousers. It’s Bertie that’s more likely to be caught nude in the midst of a prank gone wrong.

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