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Sometimes deception requires subtle cunning subterfuge, and sometimes it just requires finding the RIGHT PEOPLE with whom to exert subtle cunning subterfuge.
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-Audri walked alone towards the vast enormous wall which surrounded the Thoos Starslick’s parents mansion/compound. Approaching the security booth, Audri said, “Hello front gates security peoples. The prodigal son returns.” The guard said, “Thoos? Is that really you?” Audri said, “I’m totally Thoos. I look like Thoos, don’t I? And it doesn’t look like anyone else is here.” The guard pointed to the other guard and said, “Well, Jakker is here.” Jakker waved hello. Audri said, “No. I meant out here. I… never mind.” The guard said, “And what’s with the ‘prodigal son’ stuff. When did you start declaring a gender?” Giving up, Audri said, “I’m just going to go up to the house now.” Smiling, the guard said, “Okay mr prodigal Thoos sir!”
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Did Audri just assume Thoos’ gender? /s