Well, it’s good to learn something new every day, right?
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Sitting on the edge of Audri’s bed, Val and Lasper talked about lovemaking. Val said, “So, how do our species, um… do it?” Lasper said, “I haven’t read up on how humans do it, so I’m not sure how different it will be for you. But here’s a diagram and instructions.” Lasper handed her his approxiscan and she looked at the diagrams, and then turned the screen to one side and then another, and then upside down. Lasper said, “I assure you that in the moment it feels far less complicated.” Still looking at the approxiscan with perplexity, Val said, “Was reproductive evolution on your planets designed by Ikea?”
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