06/15/16 Kthauwk’s Lair 06

7 Comments

1. 

   Coyoty

   June 15, 2016 at 1:22 am

   Cry havoc, and let sip this kthauwk of yours.

   Don’t blame me, Chris started it.
2. 

   Helianthus

   June 15, 2016 at 2:20 am

   I’m starting to wonder what type of child-hater programmed Pewter.
   (OK, not starting, just getting more concerned)

   Anna’s parents couldn’t have taken a depressive robot or some bullet turret?
   (later is a great choice, they fire the whole cartridge, that’s 75% more bullets)
3. 

   andreas

   June 15, 2016 at 3:36 am

   @ Coyote
   Impressive “Shakes”-peare reference!

   @ Helianthus
   Pewter was clearly built by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporations and we all know how great their marketing is…

   Also figures that Anna’s parents were probably also raised by nanny-bots built by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, and turned out well enough. So as with schooling in our culture there is a strong conservative incentive, i.e. why should those ungrateful kids have it any better than we had?

   On a more conciliatory note, for all we know Pewter may be great with kids but losing its bearings when it comes to young adults in a reverse-psychology move to ease the transition into autonomy? Then again, maybe we already want our kids to learn how to deal with the real world populated by smirking know-it-alls… and for all we know Anna also had fluffy-bunnybots to play with?
4. 

   JCfromNC

   June 15, 2016 at 5:29 am

   Sippy cup? I thought naked baby pictures was the gold standard for embarrassing things to show to a first date.
5. 

   Muzhik

   June 15, 2016 at 12:33 pm

   Nah. Naked baby pictures are too easily lost in an EMP.
6. 

   Seymour Joseph

   June 16, 2016 at 1:28 pm

   Couldn’t Pewter just ZAP the Kthauwk the same way he just zapped the guard?
7. 

   KNO3

   June 17, 2016 at 1:33 am

   I think someone jailbroke Pewter.