04/03/18 – Thoolian Splorfus Previous | Next First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Previous | Next First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Yup! Daily Mon-Thur! Whoot! 🙂 -Christopher First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent 04/02/18 – The Safe House 04/04/18 – Not Hearing Wrong 13 Comments Efogoto April 3, 2018 at 12:42 am 2 years ago Better than a furryite burger? Consult Nogg! Coyoty April 3, 2018 at 4:50 am 2 years ago I guess no one programmed it into the food replicators. Muzhik April 3, 2018 at 10:44 am 2 years ago @Coyoty, just like the most perfectly programmed synthesizer cannot duplicate the sound of a Stradivarius violin, no food replicator can approach the scent, the taste, the “mouth feel” (a critical factor in determining the quality of chocolate) of a properly canned Thoolian Splorfus. It’s a thing, you know? Nomi April 4, 2018 at 9:13 pm 2 years ago Stradivarius hell, even a generically decent violin sound is tough to synthesize. Been tweaking those waveforms for years. Migel Grande April 3, 2018 at 6:00 am 2 years ago Double WOOT! Thanks. 0z79 April 3, 2018 at 6:10 pm 2 years ago I went from feeling like an idiot, for clicking something I thought wasn’t updating today… only to be very pleasantly surprised. Cool! Anarcissie April 3, 2018 at 6:39 pm 2 years ago You could use an RSS-eating aggregator. 0z79 April 4, 2018 at 3:51 am 2 years ago Well, I’ve been doing things this way for 20 years… RSS was a false promise that came with Windows ME. Windows, ME… it sucks hard enough to put you off of modern conveniences, like indoor plumbing and RSS. For years and years to come… Herandar April 4, 2018 at 8:22 pm 2 years ago Why’d it put you off of indoor plumbing?? Also, I respectfully decline 0z’s handshakes. Forever. Peter Rogan April 3, 2018 at 10:41 pm 2 years ago Sure convenient to have all those baffles standing about. Another day, another game of lazer tag amongst friends, purportedly. Jude April 4, 2018 at 4:36 am 2 years ago No need to fret, Bruff and Wezzle. You can still buy canned Thoolian Splorfus. It’s sold in Sweden under its Swedish name – Surströmming. Muzhik April 4, 2018 at 9:01 pm 2 years ago SHHHH!!! Keep it down! Otherwise Dimitri will corner the Surströmming market, the way he did the Russian Tea cookie market, and THEN where will Sweden be?! Efogoto April 5, 2018 at 5:58 pm 2 years ago North of the Baltic? Leave a Reply to Efogoto Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.