04/26/18 – Maybe A Plan Previous | Next First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Previous | Next First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Relationships are hard. And bad thoughts don’t mean one wants actual bad actions. Usually. First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent 04/25/18 – Maybe A Plan 04/30/18 – Preliminary Test 13 Comments Efogoto April 26, 2018 at 12:07 am 3 months ago Jabby would make an excellent husband in the same way that a diamond would make an excellent sponge. Coyoty April 26, 2018 at 1:21 am 3 months ago If someone were to give me a sponge for my birthday, I would agree that a diamond makes an excellent sponge. Coyoty April 26, 2018 at 1:22 am 3 months ago Wishing you were dead is not really something you want to include in a marriage vow. Frith Ra April 26, 2018 at 1:30 am 3 months ago @ Coyote: unless you are a praying mantis or a black widow? Metaphizzle April 26, 2018 at 3:21 am 3 months ago This is why rebound relationships are a bad idea. Because you invariably manipulate your new SO into avenging your ex and wind up trapped in a pit with a sapient, bloodthirsty gun. andreas April 26, 2018 at 6:58 am 3 months ago Therefore as a public service: a clickbait-y compilation of Top 5 things to do while trapped in a pit with a sapient, bloodthirsty gun : Bond with your sidekick Fathom the depth of your sidekick’s hidden past that led you to this very place Crack a joke about marriage using your cyborg implant as source metaphor Give your ex-team-mates time to search for you (while you’re apocalyptic implant is powering up) I admit, those are less than 5. But: top 4 things to do just wouldn’t do… Joyce Melton April 26, 2018 at 5:36 pm 3 months ago People (using the term loosely) who have no experience always underestimate the difficulty of some role that has human interaction involved. Peter Rogan April 26, 2018 at 6:21 pm 3 months ago And I should trust a malevolent parasitic killing machine why? Coyoty April 27, 2018 at 1:11 am 3 months ago For the sake of the children. Muzhik April 26, 2018 at 6:41 pm 3 months ago @Peter Rogan; Seriously. How much worse could things be? Efogoto April 27, 2018 at 1:15 am 3 months ago Could be raining. Peter Rogan April 28, 2018 at 1:09 am 3 months ago @Muhzik; Infinitely. Never ask this question when your mother’s hearse throws a rod ten miles from the cemetery. You just might find out. Night-Gaunt49 April 26, 2018 at 7:21 pm 3 months ago Just wishing someone dead or even hurt would be enough for Jabby via his programming to kill. A tough burden for almost any human. Glad it was to a normal human and not a psychopath who would have no emotional connexion to anyone or anything. And the way this A.I. has done things would kill anyone at any time just from its host lack of concern. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.