01/22/19 – Holding Her Up Previous | Next First Strip First Series | First Strip Second Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Previous | Next First Strip First Series | First Strip Second Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent “start muzak” First Strip First Series | First Strip Second Series | First Strip Current Series| Archive | Most Recent 01/21/19 – Thank Goodness 01/23/19 – Non Starter 14 Comments Coyoty January 22, 2019 at 12:20 am 5 years ago I *knew* Muzak was an alien conspiracy! Frankie D. January 22, 2019 at 5:58 am 5 years ago And it’s still “The Girl from Ipanema”. Emmett January 22, 2019 at 6:46 am 5 years ago I… I think I need a version of that 5th panel where they’re pressing the START MUZAK button. Knicholas January 22, 2019 at 9:09 am 5 years ago I am a little disappointed not to see a comically giant spring-loaded catapult floor. Nomi January 22, 2019 at 2:11 pm 5 years ago So the translation implant also translates written languages, e.g. elevator button labels? I thought it only worked for sound-based speech. (Always wondered if it could handle communication based on visual patterns, odors…) Peter Rogan January 22, 2019 at 4:24 pm 5 years ago Wait. You mean the Muzak was ALREADY OFF?? Muzhik January 22, 2019 at 6:05 pm 5 years ago Hello? It’s called being environmentally responsible? Like turning out the lights when you leave a room? Turning off the faucet when you’re not using the water? Besides, if you keep the Muzak turned on, then it eventually wears out and slows down. You haven’t heard anything until you’ve heard “Feelin’ Groovy” played at one-eighth speed. Afterward, you might not hear anything else, ever again… You have been warned. Muzhik January 22, 2019 at 6:06 pm 5 years ago BTW, are we going to see the bomb explode? TB January 22, 2019 at 7:52 pm 5 years ago Especially through that huge window they’re standing so calmly in front of. Christopher Baldwin January 22, 2019 at 7:56 pm 5 years ago Mayyyyyyybe 0z79 January 22, 2019 at 7:57 pm 5 years ago Smooth jazz is perfectly suited to a calm, productive working environment… but no, they have to play this fake-ass rendition of pop music from 50 years ago by people that have NO. TALENT. M.A. January 23, 2019 at 7:13 pm 5 years ago Depends on who you talk to — I once had a Work-Study student helping me file, and she called smooth jazz “New Age elevator music”. Not wrong, really… Night-Gaunt49 January 23, 2019 at 1:46 am 5 years ago To quote from a Rod Serling opening for “Two”, “… and the signs are in English for your convenience.” nunya May 27, 2023 at 10:02 am 4 months ago My audio track was “Blue Danube” Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.