01/22/19 – Holding Her Up




“start muzak”


  1. Nomi

    So the translation implant also translates written languages, e.g. elevator button labels? I thought it only worked for sound-based speech. (Always wondered if it could handle communication based on visual patterns, odors…)

  2. Muzhik

    Hello? It’s called being environmentally responsible? Like turning out the lights when you leave a room? Turning off the faucet when you’re not using the water?

    Besides, if you keep the Muzak turned on, then it eventually wears out and slows down. You haven’t heard anything until you’ve heard “Feelin’ Groovy” played at one-eighth speed.

    Afterward, you might not hear anything else, ever again…

    You have been warned.

  3. 0z79

    Smooth jazz is perfectly suited to a calm, productive working environment… but no, they have to play this fake-ass rendition of pop music from 50 years ago by people that have NO. TALENT.

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