05/22/19 – Officiator Officiates Previous | Next First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Previous | Next First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent Moral: never enter a gunfight when all you have is a cooked piece of spaghetti. First Strip Original Series | First Strip Current Series | Archive | Most Recent 05/21/19 – Kreebrick Report 05/23/19 – Inevitable 17 Comments Coyoty May 22, 2019 at 12:04 am 3 months ago “My God, he threw the noodle in the guy’s face just as he was breathing in and he choked to death!” You were saying? I have a cooked piece of spaghetti and I know how to use it. Coyoty May 22, 2019 at 12:12 am 3 months ago “The second gunman slipped and fell on his gun which went off and killed him! How did this happen?!” I had another cooked piece of spaghetti. Leinglo May 22, 2019 at 12:13 am 3 months ago I don’t know who this officiator guy is but I like him already. Schismatism May 22, 2019 at 6:01 am 3 months ago He… uh. He looks like he has a bit of a skin condition. TB May 22, 2019 at 2:09 pm 3 months ago Why did it have to be snakes? Coyoty May 22, 2019 at 12:20 am 3 months ago “My eyes! My eyes!” That one had fra diavalo sauce on it. Jude May 22, 2019 at 12:27 am 3 months ago I know never to get in a fight with you. In fact, I’m not even sure it’s safe to eat with you without putting my life in jeopardy. Coyoty May 22, 2019 at 12:43 am 3 months ago No one can resist my flechettuccini alfredo. It’s killer. 0z79 May 22, 2019 at 4:47 pm 3 months ago The smaller, pointer McDonald’s fries make excellent mini-crossbow ammo, as well. They’ll stick in an apple. Owen Smith May 22, 2019 at 8:04 am 3 months ago Hmm. This thing about no Eeb can be allowed to keep their telekinesis seems rather extreme. The rampage of the insane Eebs happened before Devyat was born. It was not remotely her fault, so why is anyone proposing punishing her for it? Now if she starts killing people with her telekinesis or commits other offences that would be different. It is the action that is the crime, not having the power itself. Kaidah May 22, 2019 at 8:33 am 3 months ago Rampaging unclamped Eebs destroyed entire planets and killed billions. We know what a good person Devyat is, but they don’t know her from a black hole. What they do know is the kind of damage an unclamped Eeb can cause and how stopping one is only slightly easier than stopping a Kreebrick. Also, when the Eebs were freed didn’t the GOP pass a law saying all telekinetic Eebs had to be clamped? I don’t have time to search the archives, but I feel like that was a thing. KQY May 22, 2019 at 8:33 am 3 months ago I have been in lots of these meetings as well. And, as the leader in at least half of them. I usually have a course of action mapped out before it starts. The purpose is to see if I overlooked anything. Seems like this meeting leader used the same scheme. 😉 Russell Styles May 22, 2019 at 12:57 pm 3 months ago I have a theory about the GOB. We see that a kangaroo is walking around and acting like a sentient creature. It looks like most of the “sentient” races would probably be no smarter than kangaroos without the translators. Either that, or the kangaroos in this universe are a LOT smarter than those in our universe. You’d think they would notice. PS – I am beginning to dislike those two idiots. At this point, I could agree with using their planet for a weapon demonstration, or another Eeb rampage. They clearly aren’t sentient. About like our leaders I suppose. TB May 22, 2019 at 2:08 pm 3 months ago “you are welcome to make the attempt.” Well, you could always just sneak up to her while she’s having a drink at the bar and clamp her… https://www.baldwinpage.com/spacetrawler/2013/08/18/spacetrawler8srgd/ Daniel Grossberg May 22, 2019 at 3:09 pm 3 months ago Just keep a lot of Furryites around. Of course then you have the problem of oppressing the Furryites (again!) to control your unclamped Eebs. Living in fear is bad for your soul, and having the power to make others protect you just makes it worse. Herb May 23, 2019 at 12:11 am 3 months ago Yep. “Who will bell the cat?” Peter Rogan May 23, 2019 at 12:16 am 3 months ago COOKED spaghetti. COOKED. As in: Possessing the structural integrity of semi-hard nasal mucus. Motion to adjourn! SECONDED! CARRIED! And now the competent are free to act. Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.