02/16/24 – You’re On Tithoron

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Throwing their arms in the air, Loomp yelled, "you're on Tithoron! Where are you from?!" Val-in-Picknar's-body said, "do you mean Massachusetts, where I grew up? Or new mexico, where I've been living? Or, you... you're an alien. Do you mean planet earth?" Panicking, Loomp paused long enough to grit their teeth, and then went over to Thoos and began slapping them on the side of the head and said, "hey you, the other one. Wake up." Startled awake, the body of Thoos said, "what the kinky freshness! I didn't consent to this!" Loom asked sternly, "what's your name?" Not sure what's going on, Thoos's body replied, "Audri. What's going on? are you going to hurt me?" Yes, dear readers, Audri was also switched, but into Thoos's body. Loomp said, "what? no. Are you also from earth?" Audri said, "wait. what? yes. But I don't remember buying tickets to this." Loomp asked, "'tickets'?" Audri said "how did I end up at a cosplay convention?"

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I miss conventions. 🙂

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Throwing their arms in the air, Loomp yelled, “you’re on Tithoron! Where are you from?!” Val-in-Picknar’s-body said, “do you mean Massachusetts, where I grew up? Or new mexico, where I’ve been living? Or, you… you’re an alien. Do you mean planet earth?” Panicking, Loomp paused long enough to grit their teeth, and then went over to Thoos and began slapping them on the side of the head and said, “hey you, the other one. Wake up.” Startled awake, the body of Thoos said, “what the kinky freshness! I didn’t consent to this!” Loom asked sternly, “what’s your name?” Not sure what’s going on, Thoos’s body replied, “Audri. What’s going on? are you going to hurt me?” Yes, dear readers, Audri was also switched, but into Thoos’s body. Loomp said, “what? no. Are you also from earth?” Audri said, “wait. what? yes. But I don’t remember buying tickets to this.” Loomp asked, “‘tickets’?” Audri said “how did I end up at a cosplay convention?”
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