04/28/25 – Under Control

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Val, Lasper, Kniff and Yakky were held down as Prought maneuvered a glowing lasso around them, binding them tight. Satisfied, Prought said, "Okay. We've got you all under control." Wroffle asked Prought, "Should we kill them for obstructing justice?" Prought said, "Barbarians do things like giving sanctuary to Bollycks or killing obstructionists. We're above that. But there's one legitimate death on our agenda." Wroffle said, "Is there? Who? I'd look it up, but I left my schedule planner on the other ship." Prought facepalmed and said, "The Bollyck, you idiot. The Bollyck."

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Sometimes I feel like Wroffle, wondering what agenda item I missed.

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Val, Lasper, Kniff and Yakky were held down as Prought maneuvered a glowing lasso around them, binding them tight. Satisfied, Prought said, “Okay. We’ve got you all under control.” Wroffle asked Prought, “Should we kill them for obstructing justice?” Prought said, “Barbarians do things like giving sanctuary to Bollycks or killing obstructionists. We’re above that. But there’s one legitimate death on our agenda.” Wroffle said, “Is there? Who? I’d look it up, but I left my schedule planner on the other ship.” Prought facepalmed and said, “The Bollyck, you idiot. The Bollyck.”

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