07/04/25 – Cutting Loose

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Lasper explained to Audri about Gerek, "He left to take those thugs away, to protect you two." Audri threw her arms in the air and wailed, "Gerrrekkk! Nooooo!!! That's so saaaaad!" Lasper said, "I agree. But for now, would you mind cutting us loose? There's a laserblade in a drawer in the front console." Val chimed in and said, "Actually, I think their leader dropped the remote on the floor out there." Audri said, "I see it." After getting it, Audri looked it over and said, "Hm. All sorts of knobs and a joystick, but only two buttons. I'm guessing it's one of them. Let's try this one." The band holding Lasper, Val, Yakky, and Kniff together tightened with a loud SQUEERRRK, squeezing them like a vice on a tube of toothpaste. Gritting his teeth, Lasper said, "Try... the... other... one... please..."

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I really just wanted to use the onomatopoeia “squeerrrk.”

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Lasper explained to Audri about Gerek, “He left to take those thugs away, to protect you two.” Audri threw her arms in the air and wailed, “Gerrrekkk! Nooooo!!! That’s so saaaaad!” Lasper said, “I agree. But for now, would you mind cutting us loose? There’s a laserblade in a drawer in the front console.” Val chimed in and said, “Actually, I think their leader dropped the remote on the floor out there.” Audri said, “I see it.” After getting it, Audri looked it over and said, “Hm. All sorts of knobs and a joystick, but only two buttons. I’m guessing it’s one of them. Let’s try this one.” The band holding Lasper, Val, Yakky, and Kniff together tightened with a loud SQUEERRRK, squeezing them like a vice on a tube of toothpaste. Gritting his teeth, Lasper said, “Try… the… other… one… please…”

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13 Comments

  1. Hamish

    I have been patiently waiting for a fart joke. Manknd’s earliest form of entertainment. Must have been hilarious in a cave, Especially after we invented fire. 🙂

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