Methinks you protest too much.
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Entering Audri’s apartment, Val said, “So, this is where Audri lives. Huh. Quite a nice little place.” She picked up a framed photo of Audri and Nick and said, “This is her. On the right.” Lasper said, “It must be so hard to lose your bodies, your homes, with no one close to comfort you. It must feel so unsafe.” Grinning slyly, Val said, “Well, I suppose I’ve said ‘yes’ to worse pick-up lines.” Surprised, Lasper said, “What? No. That’s not what I was saying.” Putting her palms to the sides of her face in mock-surprise, Val said, “Uh-huh. Oh look is that a bed? what a coincidence?” Lasper continued to try to explain by saying, “I mean, I like you and I’m attracted to you, but I-” Val took his hand in hers and said, “It’s okay, Lasper. There’s no need to pretend that you hadn’t thought of it.” Lasper exclaimed, “It hadn’t even crossed my mind!” Stopping to contemplate, Val said, “I wonder how compatible our different species are in bed?” Lasper replied without missing a beat, “93.7%”
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So well within Dmitri limits.
Ha! The reciprocal 6.3% is within Dmitri limits.
I laughed out loud but had to look. 17% compatibility was not acceptable. Of course, those were Bollycks.
Dmitri just hadn’t met the right Bollyck.
I hope that will be remedied now that we know there is one.
… And now I’ve found can where Nogg says Dimitri will sleep with anything that has a sexual compatibility over 50%.
It hadn’t crossed his mind. It stopped there and didn’t move on.
Not that he worked up the numbers.
Ah. The Approxiscan. Handy app it has that out smartphones don’t. 🙂
As subtle as a pancake on your bald spot. Terrible job of dissembling, Lasper. Especially for a trader. Gosh, how DO you buy food??
I think it’s kind of a dick move to have sex when bodyswapped without explicit permission from the owner of the body.
Assuming said body has a dick. Could be a cloaca move for all we know.
Completely agree. The real “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?” moment. Hopefully they’re not serious about actually going there.
BTW, there is a term for this sort of thing: Rishathra. Rish, for short.