11/24/25 – She’s Heard Worse

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Entering Audri's apartment, Val said, "So, this is where Audri lives. Huh. Quite a nice little place." She picked up a framed photo of Audri and Nick and said, "This is her. On the right." Lasper said, "It must be so hard to lose your bodies, your homes, with no one close to comfort you. It must feel so unsafe." Grinning slyly, Val said, "Well, I suppose I've said 'yes' to worse pick-up lines." Surprised, Lasper said, "What? No. That's not what I was saying." Putting her palms to the sides of her face in mock-surprise, Val said, "Uh-huh. Oh look is that a bed? what a coincidence?" Lasper continued to try to explain by saying, "I mean, I like you and I'm attracted to you, but I-" Val took his hand in hers and said, "It's okay, Lasper. There's no need to pretend that you hadn't thought of it." Lasper exclaimed, "It hadn't even crossed my mind!" Stopping to contemplate, Val said, "I wonder how compatible our different species are in bed?" Lasper replied without missing a beat, "93.7%"

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Methinks you protest too much.

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Entering Audri’s apartment, Val said, “So, this is where Audri lives. Huh. Quite a nice little place.” She picked up a framed photo of Audri and Nick and said, “This is her. On the right.” Lasper said, “It must be so hard to lose your bodies, your homes, with no one close to comfort you. It must feel so unsafe.” Grinning slyly, Val said, “Well, I suppose I’ve said ‘yes’ to worse pick-up lines.” Surprised, Lasper said, “What? No. That’s not what I was saying.” Putting her palms to the sides of her face in mock-surprise, Val said, “Uh-huh. Oh look is that a bed? what a coincidence?” Lasper continued to try to explain by saying, “I mean, I like you and I’m attracted to you, but I-” Val took his hand in hers and said, “It’s okay, Lasper. There’s no need to pretend that you hadn’t thought of it.” Lasper exclaimed, “It hadn’t even crossed my mind!” Stopping to contemplate, Val said, “I wonder how compatible our different species are in bed?” Lasper replied without missing a beat, “93.7%”

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