04/08/26 – Still Alive

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Holding her head, Audri said, "Ugh. It's morning. Hey Val. You still alive?" Val said, "Unfortunately." The First-Aid Butler bot said, "I have headache medicine. Would you like a couple of handfulls?" Audri held out a hand and said, "Yes, please." The First-Aid Butler bot said, "Would the madams like some vitamin saturated vegetable drinks?" Val said, "Yeah, with a hair of the dog." And then, thoughtfully, Val continued, "I suppose it would be proper to consider that the bodies we are running ragged aren't ours." As the First-Aid Butler bot handed Audri a drink, shessaid, "Meh. I don't feel guilt for having a couple of benders, compared to you who got all hanky-panky with yours." Val said, "Yeah. I'm not sure which would be worse, having to look the Tith in the eye as I return their irresponsibly and possibly unethically used body, or sweet guilt-free death." Looking at her drink, Audri said, "Why is there a dog hair in my drink?"

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I had only TWO drinks last night, and boy would I love one of those vitamin saturated vegetable drinks. Part of the reason I don’t drink much I suppose.

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Holding her head, Audri said, “Ugh. It’s morning. Hey Val. You still alive?” Val said, “Unfortunately.” The First-Aid Butler bot said, “I have headache medicine. Would you like a couple of handfulls?” Audri held out a hand and said, “Yes, please.” The First-Aid Butler bot said, “Would the madams like some vitamin saturated vegetable drinks?” Val said, “Yeah, with a hair of the dog.” And then, thoughtfully, Val continued, “I suppose it would be proper to consider that the bodies we are running ragged aren’t ours.” As the First-Aid Butler bot handed Audri a drink, shessaid, “Meh. I don’t feel guilt for having a couple of benders, compared to you who got all hanky-panky with yours.” Val said, “Yeah. I’m not sure which would be worse, having to look the Tith in the eye as I return their irresponsibly and possibly unethically used body, or sweet guilt-free death.” Looking at her drink, Audri said, “Why is there a dog hair in my drink?”

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3 Comments

  1. Efogoto

    “I always feel sorry for people who don’t drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re gonna feel all day.”

    -Hogan in Under The Yum Yum Tree played by Jack Lemmon.

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