Practicing for what, Audri? PRACTICING FOR WHAT?
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Lasper, Thoos, Rodrigo, Picknar, and Knox walked from their ships towards the escape pod that held Audri and Val. Audri’s handbells rang clear through the air. Lasper said, “What’s that noise? That slow dirge.” Rodrigo said, “It sounds like a handbell rendition of Mozart’s requiem.” Lasper started running towards the escape pod, and yelled, “Come on!” They all climbed up into the escape pod and found Val’s seemingly lifeless body and Audri ringing her handbells madly. Looking at their own seemingly lifeless body, Picknar said, “We’re too late.” Lasper fell on Val’s body in despair, yelling, “Wal!!! My vallll!!! Noooooo!!!” Audri stopped ringing and said, “Oh, she’sh nah dead. I wush jush practishing.”
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“So that’s what [Val/Picknar/Thoos/Audri] really looks like!”*7
“Jinx!”*4
“Jinx again!”*5
“Wait, you’re not human.”
“I got that reference.”
“What do you mean, YOUR Val?”
He’s distraught. He’s allowed a little hyperbole.
He’s just revealed to Picknar his association with her body wasn’t platonic.
Now I want to listen to a handbell rendition of Mozart’s Requiem.
Future me will be furious.
Funny how emotion can reveal your cross-species love in front of all the people you didn’t want to show it to. Let’s see your rebound, Lasper. Needs to be better than Nick’s, I can tell you that.
I don’t know why, but Audris Bell-Face makes me happy.
Seconded.
Now have a certain Monty Python skit in mind….