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One should not have to see one’s body making out with one’s lover before coffee.
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Audri and Val lay on the couch in the lounge of Lasper’s ship, Purrloin lay sleeping atop Audri. Audri said, “Schnnorrkkt. What? What’s happening?” Deeply miffed, Val said, “Not much. Apparently I’m dead. Did you die too?” We then see Picknar and Lasper in the background, Lasper lying on his back on a couch with Picknar leaning over him. Audri said, “With this headache, I only wish I would. Where’s our little pantsless butler?” Val said, “I don’t know, but the asshole who broke my heart is over there making out with my body.” Looking over, Audri said, “Ewww. Gross!” Lasper said, “It’s not what you think…” Throwing her arms in the air, Val said, “Lasper, I feel like my body’s been tromped on and it hurts to move. So, since I can’t storm out of the room, you two sick bastards need to go anywhere else in the universe than here!” Lasper said, “Valerie, I can explain.” Val said, “Good for you! Explain it somewhere else!” Picknar then chimed in and said, “Honestly, I’m not sure what came over me. But you slept with him, so why shouldn’t I be able to?” Val rolled onto her back and said, “Oh god! What part of ‘go away’ are you two not understanding?!”
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Valerie feels like she’s all kinds of screwed.
Let Lasper explain! No, there is too much. Let Lasper sum up,
Putting the freak in Freaky Friday.
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Maybe Lasper and Picknar need to help make Val feel better with some compatible relations.
Hysterical if Lasper becomes the transport link for Val and Picknar’s souls.
I hate to admit it, but I’ve seen entire OnlyFans sites built on less.