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Good ol’ Gerek.
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-SAs the group burst into a room at the end of the corridor of doors, Picknar said, “And through the final to safety.” Audri yelled, “lock these doors! There’s a maniac behind us trying to kill me!” Smiling and locking the door, a guard said, “Thoos Starslick! It’s an honor. And sure! Let me lock it right now!” The Napforth appeared behind the glass on the other side of the door, and the guard said, “Oh, hold on, It’s Napforth. I’ll let them in, then we’ll have one additional guard to protect you. Napforth, come help us protect our guest, Thoos.” The guard then unlocked the door even as Lasper held up his hands and yelled, “Wait!” Napforth came through, aimed a gun at Audri, and said, “Bwah-ha!” Then Napforth pulled the trigger, but Gerek leapt in front of it, taking the zap blast, which as we know, doesn’t harm Bollycks. The guard gave Napforth a concerned look and said, “I’m not sure you understood the instructions correctly, Napforth.”
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Escort blocked laser with his own body. Raising rating to 4.5 stars. Recommended.
I thought Boliyk skin was laser proof, but I guess they project an aura that also protects their clothing from disintegration too. They are a fantastic species!
No, the lasers are built with child-safety in mind and will not disintegrate clothing if they cannot also disintegrate the wearer, so as to prevent accidental nudity.
Which, as we all know, is worse than murder.
Except when it’s funny.
I don’t think we really know how his clothes fared yet.
OK, tell me again how this is the highest security prison around? Cause I think I want my tax money back.
No, unnamed guard, I’m not sure YOU understood the instructions correctly.
Good job Gerek! That’s a low heroic leap and seems like it’d be difficult to pull off! (Unless he literally just fell over in front of the shot, I guess…)
And, since the laser didn’t bother the target, they all know exactly what the target is underneath the disguise. At which point he may as well tear all the guards up into pate.
I’m sure all these cultures have the tech for weapon-proofing of various kinds.
Wow, good thing that hit the mirror i keep in my pocket! Oh, you want to see it? It disintegrated, sorry
Gerek’s species is laser-proof.
When fun feels like filler. Maybe I’m just having a bad day\
We had to see Gerek demonstrate his laser invulnerability in the most dramatic way possible. But will he do it again to save the hapless guard?
Friday’s gonna be telling. I need another apple cider, quick!