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Boy does this bring me back to college.
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Not believing Audri, Val said, “no. Seriously. You seem keyed as tight as a drum.” Eyes wide and fists clenched, Audri said, “I’m relaxed! I meditate! I take cbt! I practice mindfulness in nature when my agoraphobia abates enough that I can venture outside!” Giving up, Val said, “sorry. Forget about it. I was wrong. You’re totally comfortable in your body.” Still wound up, Audri said, “body issues? Is that what we’re on now? What about you? I mean, I haven’t heard you burp or fart once! And I saw your body at the hot springs, and you saw mine. I’m the one who knows how to let go, to be comfortable in my body, and eat what pleases me even if it’s often healthy things. Whereas I’m guessing that you live off of a diet of celery, and work out every day.” Sticking her nose in the air, Val said, “It’s not just celery. It’s also cigarettes and diet cola. And it’s not for my looks, it’s for my health.”
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