05/10/18 – Escalaton




Three heads are better than one. Right? RIGHT?


  1. Efogoto

    Well Leinglo, it looks like Bikkie thinks this Cerberean alien might be what you predicted the other day. I’m still pulling for Bikkie, though: Anesu and Devyat are on his side after all.

  2. Jude

    No fear, Bikkie, he’ll be even easier to beat than the others. His cry of “Bloooood! !!” is louder only because he’s got three mouths to shout it. Besides, with three heads, he can’t guard and block them all properly at the same time. I’m pretty sure punching any one of them will hurt equally. We believe in you, Bikkie and we’re all rooting for you. (Plus I’ve placed all my money on you. If Anesu believes in you, then so do I!)

  3. Muzhik

    Are they not giving Bikkie ANY downtime between events? Not even any time to scarf down a Snickers bar along with a koombacha-wheat grass energy drink?

    That’s just cold, fight organizers.

  4. Muzhik

    Easy-peezy! All Bikkie has to do is lean back on his tail like before, making his opponent think Bikkie is aiming a kick at his secondary mouths. Then, at the last minute, Bikkie falls flat on his back, focusing the force of his kick on the creature’s genitalia, which MUST be safely tucked away between its legs.

  5. Paul

    Fun fact: Kangaroos don’t actually sweat! However, they do lick their arms to provide cooling. Also, Anesu (in her hilarious assume role/costume of coach) would certainly be pouring water over his head between fights, which is how I see it.

    1. Coyoty

      Sweat-flop is a cartooning shortcut to represent stress, even if there would be no real sweat present. It’s like a character shown having a dark cloud over them when they’re in a bad mood; there wouldn’t really be a cloud there.

  6. Nomi

    Eh, Bikkie, it’s only slightly bigger than some of the opponents you’ve already bested, and big deal so it has three heads. More targets, as someone has already pointed out.

  7. Herandar

    Personally, I’d be far more concerned with the fact that, even taking positioning into effect, is that the creature’s fists seem to be larger than both it’s arms, and it’s head. The horns appear to be rather impressive as well.

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