And there are just some people who are vastly improved by a good killing. Several criminals should be turned over to Bikkie for practice. Serial killers, door-to-door salespeople who ignore “No Soliciting!” signs, people who send robocalls, etc.
Barry
How dare you insult serial killers by comparing them to spam callers. That is an insult of the highest order and should not be thrown around lightly.
Kaidah
“A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
Pedrocelli
Against a loty of very tough competition I think Bikkie is turning out to be your masterpiece, Chris!
… running out of debate points… LMAO!
Kaidah
Not gonna lie, I got a big ol’ smile on my face at “BLOOD!” but I’m glad Bikkie didn’t immediately succumb to his old killer instincts.
Thracecius
Go, Bikkie, go! Show that ugly pirate who’s top marsupial in this galaxy. 😀
CADirk
“Ah yes, mr Bollyck.
Your report tells me you were attacked by a resident of a dark planet called earth?
Our information indicates that you had a problem with a herbivore marsupial. In our databases it’s even mentioned to be as close to harmless as you can get without tripping over it.
And now you tell us that a speciment of bipedal cattle from a dark planet is more dangerous, and capable of overpowering an armed, combat trained, harderend, laser resistant, mercyless space pirate.
You do realise that your reputation as a feared spacefairing race of pirates is severely damaged when it’s made public you are not even capable of dealing with cattle comparable to sheep!”
(Of course this is when Bikkie finds more debate points to go over and is’t too much in a killing or maiming mood)
Peter Rogan
I’m tired of trying to be sophisticated.
Beat the Bollyck’s BRAINS in, Bikkie!
BLOOD!!
Peyote Short
Maybe his fixed point of view could be shifted with some hard punches?
russell styles
“Try not to kill on purpose” doesn’t apply to pirates. They have to be killed, just for being pirates, even if they haven’t actually done anything wrong.
Night-Gaunt49
Bikke picked the wrong day to be peaceful with a pirate calling saying he will kill Bikke in battle. Try pulling off some of his appendages, Bikke, and see where that leads…
Muzhik
Don’t NEED to pull off appendages, just hold them firmly.
Remember: when you’ve got them by the Ball(ycks), their hearts and minds will follow.
“Sooo, how did you two meet?”
And there are just some people who are vastly improved by a good killing. Several criminals should be turned over to Bikkie for practice. Serial killers, door-to-door salespeople who ignore “No Soliciting!” signs, people who send robocalls, etc.
How dare you insult serial killers by comparing them to spam callers. That is an insult of the highest order and should not be thrown around lightly.
“A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”
Against a loty of very tough competition I think Bikkie is turning out to be your masterpiece, Chris!
… running out of debate points… LMAO!
Not gonna lie, I got a big ol’ smile on my face at “BLOOD!” but I’m glad Bikkie didn’t immediately succumb to his old killer instincts.
Go, Bikkie, go! Show that ugly pirate who’s top marsupial in this galaxy. 😀
“Ah yes, mr Bollyck.
Your report tells me you were attacked by a resident of a dark planet called earth?
Our information indicates that you had a problem with a herbivore marsupial. In our databases it’s even mentioned to be as close to harmless as you can get without tripping over it.
And now you tell us that a speciment of bipedal cattle from a dark planet is more dangerous, and capable of overpowering an armed, combat trained, harderend, laser resistant, mercyless space pirate.
You do realise that your reputation as a feared spacefairing race of pirates is severely damaged when it’s made public you are not even capable of dealing with cattle comparable to sheep!”
(Of course this is when Bikkie finds more debate points to go over and is’t too much in a killing or maiming mood)
I’m tired of trying to be sophisticated.
Beat the Bollyck’s BRAINS in, Bikkie!
BLOOD!!
Maybe his fixed point of view could be shifted with some hard punches?
“Try not to kill on purpose” doesn’t apply to pirates. They have to be killed, just for being pirates, even if they haven’t actually done anything wrong.
Bikke picked the wrong day to be peaceful with a pirate calling saying he will kill Bikke in battle. Try pulling off some of his appendages, Bikke, and see where that leads…
Don’t NEED to pull off appendages, just hold them firmly.
Remember: when you’ve got them by the Ball(ycks), their hearts and minds will follow.