01/02/23 – Bowel Options

Spacetrawler, audio version For the blind or visually impaired, January 02, 2023.




Start 2023 off right, with a psychotic potty-bot!


  1. Coyoty

    “You can’t disembowel me! You’re wearing your GOB hero medal! Heroes don’t disembowel people!”
    “Oh. You’re right.”
    “There, I took it off. Now, about those bowels…”
    “How’d you take it off so fast?”

  2. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight

    Quick! Disembowel Potty Bot with a wrench and screwdriver.
    But start by knocking out those teeth with any kind of heavy hammer.

  3. Pete Rogan

    Ohh, great. Thanks ever so much, Christopher, for mechanizing the vagina dentata. Couldn’t have done a better job of inspiring unthinkable nightmares if you’d included a genetically-enhanced dermoid cyst.

    Ordinarily I’d postulate on various remedies to this situation, but as Dr. Egon Spengler told colleague Dr. Peter Venkman as they confronted Gozar the Traveler in the guise of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, “Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”

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