I’ve been moving all my belongings into a storage unit, and I’m tired.
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As Thoos, Picknar, Knox, Rodrigo, and Purrloin board Thoos’s ship, Spizz entered the bay and says, “Stop!” Thoos says, “Lewarkin dung, it’s Spizz. Hurry up.” And then right before closing the ship doors, Thoos says to Spizz, “I still care for you deeply, spizzlepop!” Once on board, Rodrigo said, “Spizzlepop?” Thoos explained, “We were lovers. It was perhaps unprofessional of Spizz, but I initiated it. And although it was brief, we remained close after that.” Knox asked, “Don’t you think you instigating a romance was a bit of an abuse of power?” Thoos waved a hand in dismissal and said, “Pfeh. Spizz is my parent’s employee. And I felt as trapped in that house as Spizz probably did. And if they didn’t want me hitting on them, they shouldn’t have always been doing nice things for me.” As the ship took off and left the bay, Knox said, “Isn’t that the job of a butler?” Relaxed on the bridge’s sofa, Thoos said, “And your point is?”
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Now that’s a captain’s chair. Sofa, so good.
So Spizz is getting burned twice here?
Nice to know that in a skip ship, you don’t have to skip the luxuries.
Where are the controls to the ship?
“Ship, take us out. Set a course for Earth.”
So why would it need keys?
Maybe it has a blow-up autopilot….. Or, that guy named Otto. Ottopilot. Looks like a ship’s wheel.
Pretty damn luxurious for bipeds, I’d say. Or anybody. With lots of headroom.
And no visible controls. Is it voice-activated, or just telepathic? And what’s the price if I pick it up at the factory?
You got a place to park it?
Park it?? Why on Earth (or anywhere else) would I EVER want to PARK it??
What a terrible Tith. If it wasn’t in the body of a character I liked, I’d be good with her being tortured by her even more terrible parents.
Don’t worry, she owns a cat.