09/04/26 – A Family Field Trip

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Getting defensive, Audri said, "Listen. No. I came back because I escaped, and I escaped so I could come back." Skeptically, Heakie said, "Uh-huh." Getting worked up, Audri said, "And I come with news. My main captor, Audri, has been arrested and put in Underrock Prison." Annoyed, Heakie said, "It still amazes me how someone so hideously ugly could pretend they were you, our handsome child." Sticking her tongue out in a weak imitation of being grossed out, Audri said, "Yeah. So. Um. Hideously ugly. Bleaugh. What an ugly ugly girl she is. Anyhow, remember as a child we toured Underrock Prison, and you saved some prisoner's life?" Porpa yelled, "We never saved... oh. Oh! Right. Of course." The real story was that they tortured the prisoner as Thoos waited outside the cell. Grinning menacingly, Audri said, "I think we should do a family field trip and pay Audri a visit. But this time I want to be part of the 'saving her life'." Holding Audri's hands, Heakie smiled and said, "Welcome into the fold." Shedding a couple of tears, Porpa said, "Sniff. Our child came back all grown up."

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Audri is referring to what Thoos said in this strip, if you were wondering.

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-Getting defensive, Audri said, “Listen. No. I came back because I escaped, and I escaped so I could come back.” Skeptically, Heakie said, “Uh-huh.” Getting worked up, Audri said, “And I come with news. My main captor, Audri, has been arrested and put in Underrock Prison.” Annoyed, Heakie said, “It still amazes me how someone so hideously ugly could pretend they were you, our handsome child.” Sticking her tongue out in a weak imitation of being grossed out, Audri said, “Yeah. So. Um. Hideously ugly. Bleaugh. What an ugly ugly girl she is. Anyhow, remember as a child we toured Underrock Prison, and you saved some prisoner’s life?” Porpa yelled, “We never saved… oh. Oh! Right. Of course.” The real story was that they tortured the prisoner as Thoos waited outside the cell. Grinning menacingly, Audri said, “I think we should do a family field trip and pay Audri a visit. But this time I want to be part of the ‘saving her life’.” Holding Audri’s hands, Heakie smiled and said, “Welcome into the fold.” Shedding a couple of tears, Porpa said, “Sniff. Our child came back all grown up.”

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5 Comments

  1. progan01

    It’s at least as bad as I thought it was going to be. Depending on Porpa and Heakie’s thirst for bloody vengeance, steering their privilege and family loyalty to a non-lethal result can be quite a dynamic struggle. I guess we’re going to see if Audri is up to it. Thank God it’s Friday, and I can rest up over the weekend for what could be an excruciatingly hairy Monday. BARTENDER! My bourbon is getting old.

  2. Scott

    I don’t understand what everyone is talking about.

    The prisoner was sent to a farm upstate, where they would have lots of room to run around and have fun with other prisoners.

    Right?

    Right?

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