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Sometimes a solutions seems idiotic, because all the others solutions are MORE idiotic.
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-Leaning out the window of the vehicle, Knox said, “Just checking one last time. Are we sure glueing a krogg to the roof is the best plan? Surely there’s something else we could use as a protective cover.” Lasper said, “The prison scans its surrounding area, it’s the only way we came up with to keep you undetectable.” Picknar said, “Plus, the acid that makes up the rain here is pretty unique, the only thing it doesn’t dissolve is the rock of Underrock Mountain. Well, and kroggs and a few other smaller plants and animals. And for the security of the prison, that acid-proof rock is extremely guarded. If we broke off a chunk of the roof of this port city, the seismic alarms would have us arrested in under a minute.” Unimpressed, Knox said, “I still think there must be other plants or animals that would work.” Picknar said, “Sure. But there’s something about luring and collecting around ten thousand spurgher beetles and glueing them to the roof that seemed impractical.”
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Hey, if they’re winged beetles, maybe the vehicle could fly!
You could glue a Nogg to the roof. There are a LOT of beings in the galaxy that would offer to help apply the epoxy.
“And we read that humans have an irresistible ‘punch buggy’ reflex to vehicular beetles that could knock you off-track.”